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“Racking” up a Wishlist… And Some Amazing Buys!!!

Maya UnMarketed | Racking Up a Wishlist

Hello beautiful friends! And Happy Monday! (Is “Happy Monday” an oxymoron…?) The word “oxymoron” always makes me crave shrimp, because the most noteworthy ninth grade example of an oxymoron was “Jumbo shrimp.” I think part of the reason it stuck with me is because “Jumbo Shrimp” is really more of a classification than a downright 100% oxymoron… For some reason that bothered my nitpicky 14-year-old self lol.

Power Smoothie Bowl

Did anyone read the kids’ book The Mudflat Olympics when they were little? If you didn’t, let me catch you up to speed: the animals are competing in (you guessed it!) the Mudflat Olympics and the antagonist is a really competitive machiavellian crocodile named Crocker. He plays dirty to win and as he crosses the finish line: “‘HOORAY FOR CROCKER!!!’ shouted Crocker.”